Title: The Suffering of Shirabu Kenjirou
Author: plumtrees
Canon: Haikyuu!!
Pairing: Wakatoshi Ushijima/Kenjirou Shirabu
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 4,644
Summary: There was silence for a while. Heavy, uncertain silence eased only by Shirabu’s mind working up a list of ways to dispose of his teammates’ bodies. Ushijima looked deep in thought, as he always did, and Shirabu was mentally debating the efficiency of concentrated sulfuric acid when Ushijima spoke up again. “In that case, would you still like to go see that movie? Even with just the two of us?” Shirabu’s pretty sure if this was an anime, this would be the sequence where he’d have smoke blowing out of his ears, face glowing an unnatural shade of pink, with matching sound effects and a record scratch and kyaa, kyaaa— His teammates were so dead.
Recommendation: Comment Hiatus ~ A partial hiatus in that I'll post a rec but I won't do the write up because I'm really behind and real life is getting in my way.
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