Podfic & Cover Art I made based on Wordsmith's “Remember Me?”.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Pairing: Xander Harris x Spike
Rated: Teen Format: MP3 & Streaming Length: 00:34:47
What if Spike and Xander had woken up next to each other in Tabula Rasa?
It has been quite a long time since I was able to wrangle my muse into letting me write something. Once again it is porn. In addition to having written the porn I was also trying something that I was inspired to try after a conversation here a couple of years ago about trying to make porn that only needed a few tweaks to redress it for another pairing. Kind of like porn-ish Mad Libs. Anyway, I have a few flavors already if this is your thing but there are more to come. :D
Testing the Waters by Ursula Haldane
Chapters: 1/1
Testing the Waters by Ursula Haldane
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 1400-ish
Word Count: 1400-ish
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Panty Kink, Panties, Praise Kink, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Sort of, Rimming, Also Sort of, Under-negotiated Kink, Consensual Kink, Porn Libs, No Beta, We Die Like Writers
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Panty Kink, Panties, Praise Kink, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Sort of, Rimming, Also Sort of, Under-negotiated Kink, Consensual Kink, Porn Libs, No Beta, We Die Like Writers
- McDanno ~ Hawaii Five-0
- Spander ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Luztoye ~ Band of Brothers
- Lawrusso ~ Cobra Kai
- Dexray ~ Daredevil
- Sambucky ~ The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
- Zimmerworth ~ BlacKkKlansman
- Reddie ~ IT
- Malbuck ~ Band of Brothers
- Moreid ~ Criminal Minds
- Gabechin ~ Hawaii Five-0
- McShep ~ Stargate Atlantis
- Wesvis ~ Common Law
- Johnlock ~ Sherlock
- Darlenn ~ The Walking Dead
- Tomharry ~ Star Trek Voyager
- Sterek ~ Teen Wolf
- Hanbrough ~ IT
- McShifty ~ Band of Brothers
- Fitzmack ~ Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
- Bradnate ~ Generation Kill
- Forthur ~ Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Rec: Postsecret by whichclothes
Jan. 10th, 2021 07:00 pmTitle: Postsecret
Author: whichclothes
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 18,455
Summary: Begins during BtVS S6, shortly before Once More with Feeling. A visiting demon causes secrets to be spilled, and those secrets change our boys' lives.
Recommendation: Here is another oldie but goodie that I'm not sure how I've gone this long not rec'ing. It's a quiet and gradual domestication, and that is just what I need every so often.
Recommendation #2,300
Rec: Hard-Bitten by whichclothes
Jan. 9th, 2021 07:00 pmTitle: Hard-Bitten
Author: whichclothes
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 46,124
Summary: Post-series. Xander stops at the entrance to a sewer tunnel and sees Spike huddled against a wall. As Xander touches Spike, Spike slams him to the ground and bites him.
Recommendation: I'm actually a little surprised that I've not rec'ed this one before. It is good stuff. I love a good post-series story that brings these two together. I even liked the OC in this one. Poor Spike, I hate feeling that my emotions are out of my control, something that has been brought on with all of the stress of last year, but Xander is so wonderfully supportive.
Recommendation #2,299
Rec: Agartha by sharkie335
Nov. 16th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Agartha
Author: sharkie335
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 8,735
Summary: Spike and Angel need help from Xander.
Recommendation: I love the thought of Xander being the man for the job simply because of who he is, a human who has given a lot in the service of good. The bits with Illyria are pretty funny, and I love Xander's idea for the distraction.
Recommendation #2,245
Rec: Three Dog Nights by Bedtime
Nov. 15th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Three Dog Nights
Author: Bedtime
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 21,338
Summary: Spike catches Xander reading a book on seducing non-mortals, and offers three nights of hands-on "lessons" in the subject-- which is just wonderful, since the non-mortal Xander had been hoping to seduce was Spike.
Recommendation: That is some industrial strength obliviousness there Spike. ;) And Xander, bless him, is a lot smoother than he or any one else gives him credit for.
Recommendation #2,244
Rec: Wicked Plans by MissE
Nov. 14th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Wicked Plans
Author: MissE
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 4,132
Summary: Frustrated after Willow's 'my will be done' spell, Spike starts to make plans.
Recommendation: The power of suggestion is very effective in the hands of a motivated bad guy. It is hot like burning when that turns around on him though. ;D
Recommendation #2,243
Rec: Shadowlands by lunabee34
Nov. 13th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Shadowlands
Author: lunabee34
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Mature [R]
Word Count: 34,460
Summary: Xander finds out that Spike is still alive.
Recommendation: Oh man, I love this so much. It's climbed swiftly up the latter of my favorite Spander stories of all time. I remember cringing at what an ass Andrew made of himself during his appearance on Angel, but I love the thought of that not being him and that he was equally embarrassed at his performance. I love the thought of Xander going to LA determined to extend his hand in friendship to Spike and ending up with so much more. I love Xander and Andrew being geeky BFFs and I love that everyone's ending got to be happier than in the show. Top marks all around.
Recommendation #2,242
Rec: Longest. Day. Ever. by shadowscast
Aug. 4th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Longest. Day. Ever.
Author: shadowscast
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Mature [R]
Word Count: 18,197
Summary: I play with the Groundhog Day trope. Spike and Xander live with the consequences.
Recommendation: Groundhog Day AU! This was fascinating as it was from the perspective of Xander who is not caught in the time loop, and oh how different that is. I love that he still manages to be surprising.
Recommendation #2,141
Rec: Everlasting Love by amejisuto
Aug. 3rd, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Everlasting Love
Author: amejisuto
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 18,197
Summary: Weird weather invades Sunnydale and Xander tries to bring the Scoobies together to figure out what’s happening, while at the same time he figures out that his vampire roommate has a crush on him.
Recommendation: Well, I loved this. Weather troubles with a Hellmouthy twist (it sadly looks like real life weather reports nowadays), Xander remembering how they trusted Spike while Buffy was "away", and Dawn getting some much needed attention. And all the good things. :D
Recommendation #2,140
Rec: Who Ya Gonna Call by kirasmommy
Aug. 2nd, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Who Ya Gonna Call
Author: kirasmommy
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Mature [R]
Word Count: 23,523
Summary: Challenge Response: Xander goes to visit his Uncle Peter...in New York!
Recommendation: This is one of my all-time favorites because looking at Buffyverse through the lens of the Ghostbusters is too funny. The thought of vampire's souls being stuck following around their demon-possessed bodies is pretty depressing, but the tone of the story is wacky and fun like the Ghostbusters movies.
Recommendation #2,139
Rec: Good Mojo by Whichclothes
Aug. 1st, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Good Mojo
Author: Whichclothes
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Mature [R]
Word Count: 20,747
Summary: Based on this prompt from reremouse: Post-Chosen Xander needs a place to live. It's Spike's turn to take Xander in. Why is he homeless? What happened? And why did he have to turn to Spike?
Recommendation: This is some good stuff. I love the slow quasi-domestication in a new place, all those lovely Croatian details. But more than that I love that both Xander and Spike get to feel forgiven, needed, and valued for who they are. Xander is a lot more badass than he thinks he is.
Recommendation #2,138
Rec: Your Horoscope for Today by Anna S
Jun. 12th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Your Horoscope for Today
Author: Anna S
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 18,002
Summary: Xander becomes the reluctant carer of an amnesiac Spike.
Recommendation: This was by turns whimsically silly and poignantly sad, but its good stuff and more to the point it is old stuff as I remember reading it for the first time almost two decades ago. Boy howdy, I'm feeling ancient. I hope that there are others out there nostalgic for the same things as me.
Recommendation #2,088
Title: A Place Called Home
Authors: Green & Ladycat
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 18,562
Summary: Xander has a bizarre urge to redecorate and a crush to indulge in. Spike's just along for the ride.
Recommendation: What better expression of affection for a vampire could there be from a handy young man than a little crypt DIY.
Recommendation #2,087
Rec: A Universe of Yes by vinniebatman
Jun. 10th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: A Universe of Yes
Author: vinniebatman
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 5,913
Summary: After getting fired from two jobs in one week and then getting tossed around by a demon, Xander felt he deserved to get well and thoroughly sloshed. It wasn't self-pity or a slippery-slope to alcoholism: it was karma.
Recommendation: A drunken one-night stand gets a second chance to be something, and we can all appreciate what a hot, hot thing it is.
Recommendation #2,086
Rec: Reassembling by texanfan
Jun. 9th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Reassembling
Author: texanfan
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 80,953
Summary: What if both Buffy and Anya died at the end of The Gift?
Recommendation: This was awesome! I've been a fan of Reconstruction by Wordsmith for quite a few years now, but this is the first time reading another story that builds an AU from this point in time that I feel works and works well. I love all the little touches; including the genuine seeming grief and coping (or lack of coping) that goes on [i.e.; Willow's ill-advised magic use, Dawn's stealing, etc.], the family-building even with the miscommunication that comes with families, the inclusion of Jonathan and the resolution of the situation with Warren and Andrew, the slow build between Xander and Spike, the elephant in the room that is the Scoobies trusting Spike on a gut level for a long time, and the whole group working together to protect the Hellmouth without Buffy. I love that it allows all of them to grow, in a realistic way, beyond where the show had always seemed to leave them in favor of Buffy's narrative. All in all, this was super enjoyable and I stayed up way too late trying to finish it and it has already rocketed itself to my top ten Spander.
Recommendation #2,085
Title: The Resolute Urgency of Now
Author: Emelye
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 35,810
Summary: "Dru gave me a hundred years of grand passion. What she never gave me was one chance to be first in her affections. Five minutes with you and I feel like the only man in the world. I'd trade ten lifetimes with Dru for ten more minutes with you."
Recommendation: I do so love a story where Xander gets to be badass but doesn't get 'powers'. I was rather charmed by the OCs from New Orleans, and I even enjoyed the 'bad guys'. When I was starting to read this story I was sitting in my car and the radio was on and ironically the Smashing Pumpkins' Tonight, Tonight came on with the line that's the title for this story. It felt like a weird sign.
Recommendation #2,061
Title: Rock Bottom
Authors: Creed Cascade & Echosrevenge
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 12,431
Summary: Xander hits rock bottom after Sunnydale is destroyed and tries to seek an escape.
Recommendation: Gotta love a good hyena story though I hate to think of Xander getting so low, it's not that it doesn't work out okay for him but, uh, jeez.
Recommendation #2,060
Title: The Hellmouth Ain’t No Place to Start a Family
Author: Spikedluv
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Supernatural
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt; Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 9,558
Summary: A powerful artifact is stolen from Watcher’s Council Headquarters in London and Willow calls on Spike and Xander for help retrieving it.
Recommendation: We have another crossover today, this time with Supernatural. It always tickles me to read stories were the Winchesters meet a Buffy-style vampire. The whole Willow and Bela thing was funny to me, while Spike and Dean bonding over killing stuff was no surprise at all.
Recommendation #2,059
Rec: Welcome to Cleveland by margarks
Apr. 27th, 2020 07:00 pmTitle: Welcome to Cleveland
Author: margarks
Canon: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Xander Harris/William 'Spike' Pratt; John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 15,574
Summary: John and Rodney are in Cleveland checking out some strange scanner results. They find Spike and Xander battling a Wraith instead.
Recommendation: Ah, crossover goodness. Wraith are just space vampires (God, that's the best) and the residents of the Hellmouth know how to deal with those, but it was super funny that they had to sign paperwork to talk about them.
Recommendation #2,058