Title: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Grunt and his Scientist
Canon: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay; David Parrish/Evan Lorne; small side of Stephen Caldwell/Elizabeth Weir; Carson Beckett/Laura Cadman
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 3,463
Summary: Rule #1: For every scientist, there is a grunt who loves them.
Recommendation: All of these are very good rules. Or at least good things to keep in mind, more like guidelines. But ignore them at your own peril.
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