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Rec: Apply Topically by a_stands_for
Title: Apply Topically
Author: a_stands_for
Canon: Homestuck
Pairing: John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
Rating: Mature [R]
Word Count: 4,211
Summary: In which John learns the hard way that trolls and humans have a very different chemical reaction to sopor slime.
Recommendation: Remember kids, always be careful when coming into contact with alien slime just in case it makes you do stripteases or have hot and wild sex. Slime responsibly.
Recommendation #2,380